The Trip of A Lifetime

*DV grins*

DV: Oh guys you have to get involved! The crab cakes are the mutt's!

Van: try not to eat everything. i can't afford that bill

*The Captain arrives*

Captain: Relax everyone. It's all-inclusive here so take advantage- Massage, drinks, games, anything
you want. You deserve it!

Van: hey DV wanna finish that bet on who can handle the most drinks?

Fiona: How nice

Scourge: That's what we paid for.

*DV grins*

DV: You're on sweetie.

*Sal begins to glow*

Sal: Y...You know what? I think I want in on this too!

Van: seriously? YOU want to sal? ok then

Fiona: That's the spirit. Scourge this is just amazing I love what you guys did.

Scourge: Glad ya like it.

Fiona: Yeah and the best part is that when we grow old together, we'll always remember the fun time.we had here...VuV

*G also glows*

G: Bring on the cocktails!

Van: let's go *heads to the bar*

*Soon they're knocking back jugs each*

DV (thought): Whoa, never seen the guys glugging like this before! Don't know why but
something doesn't feel right...

Van: *double souled DV and notices this as well* huh.....

*Sal and G giggle as they knock back the drinks*

Sal: What's the matter DV? Van make you soft?

*DV raises an eyebrow*

DV: Do you even know what these drinks are?

Sal: I don't...

G: But I know I love 'em!

*They both continue to drink*

Van: *looks at DV*

*DV clutches her stomach*

DV: W...Whatever is on those drinks...it's...not...good...

*She slumps unconscious*

G: Who'd have thought DV would fall first?

Fiona: Well I was never really that much of a drinker but I would like to look around the ship some more.

Scourge: Go head babe, anything for you.

Van: Yllas! ugh....not...*passes out*

*Burly looking crew members put DV, Van, G and Sal into wheelbarrows*

Captain: Don't worry we'll get them all to their quarters. Feel free to take a look around!

Fiona: *walks down the halls of the ship* Wow....*walks into a door, labled "Magic Room"*

Van: *starts to wake up*

Scourge: Was wondering when you'd wake up.

*Sal groans*

Sal: My head hurts.

G: Yeah. What were we drinking?

Sal: What day is it?

G: I...I don't know!

Van: *looks for DV*

*meanwhile*

Fiona: *finds a spellbook, a magic wand and a wizard hat* Hmm....well we are allowed to do anything here. *puts on the hat and takes the book and wand* Now lets see....*reads* "Personicus Animatarus"

*the wand glows and shoots a beam of light at a nearby chair, bringing it to life* Whoa! O.O

*DV groans*

DV: I feel like someone washed my brain with acid.

Van: You know I was trying to remember something.

DV: What?

Van: I don't know...

DV: I remember...boat.

Van: Yes. Boat.

DV: Want some breakfast?

Van: Suits me.