Croftmite- Lara's New "Friend"

*They gleefully leap on top of enemies*

Lara: This is kind of fun!

Van: are we forgetting something?

*Lara laughs*

Lara: I...I...can't remember...

*The platforms seem to be on a loop*

Sally: was it important?

* Lara laughs as she floats between the platforms*

Lara: Who cares?

Kira: that should distract them for a while. oh these powers are too fun

*Kira grins*

Kira: And only when they work it out will they progress to the next boss.

*She smiles at Vibes gobbling down caramel*

Kira (thought): I so hope Lara switches back into that body!

Kira: ...oh wait. it was just the powers that switched. oh well

*Kira sighs*

Kira (thought): Ah well. I'll just have to be sure to blobbify her as well.

Kira: more fun for me

MEANWHILE...

* Van, Lara and Sal are bouncing between pinball flippers*

All: WEE!

Van: hey theres some weird exit sign up there

*They ping themselves toward the exit sign*

Van: almost...i...i remember!

* As they bounce in, they see a robot dressed in black with yellow arrows all around it*

Lara: What the heck are you?

Diversion: You can call me...Diversion.

Van: isn't that a bit on the nose?

*Diversion fires a boxing glove that hits Van on the nose*

Diversion: No, this is!

*Lara looks confused*

Lara: Usually you say that BEFORE you do the gag.

Van: ow. you freaking piece of....

* Diversion presses a button and a trap springs, slamming Van into Lara and Sal*

All: OOF!

Van: ok we need to take this guy down!

* Lara nods*
Lara: You're right...we...we...

* She starts giggling*
Sal: Lara what is it?
Lara: I... I try to focus but... I... keep thinking of...

* As Lara laughs her belly inflates*

Sally: lara!

* Van realises*
Van: Diversion must have got in her head!

Sally: ok diversion let's...uh....hm...what was i doing? looking for a snack?

*Diversion grins*

Van: Sal...you have to...stay...focused on...pretty colours...