The World Gets Warped Pt 4: Captain Marvel v Humiliator

*the food marches up to her*

* Vibes looks horrified*

Vibes: NO!

*the food stuffs itself down vibes's gullet*

Vibes: MUMPH!

*she rapidly fattens*

*The audience laughs*

Vibes: s-stop! *as she tries to move a tuba is played in time with her movements*

*Caramel Girl laughs*

CG: What an idiot!

MEANWHILE...

*Captain Marvel finds herself in front of three doors*

Captain Marvel (thought): OK, got to pick one...

Captain Marvel: hmmm.... *opens the middle door*

*Captain Marvel struggles as she tries to open the door*

Captain Marvel: What's wrong with this door?

Captain Marvel: come on

*The laughter echoes again*

Captain Marvel: Stop it!

*Humiliator appears next to her*

Humiliator: What's the matter? Can't you open a door?

Captain Marvel: sh-shut up!

*Captain Marvel looks confused as she tries to open the door*

Humiliator: I thought you were supposed to be a superhero?

*she jiggles the door* come on

*Humiliator opens the door for her*

Humiliator: After you.

*she stumbles through*

* Captain Marvel walks into a room with a single TV in it*

Captain Marvel (thought): This gets weirder and weirder.

Captain Marvel: hello?

*The TV switches on*

Voiceover: And now...The Carol Danvers Story...The story of a super incompetent!

Captain Marvel: HEY!

* Captain Marvel is slammed into a chair*

Humiliator: Enjoy the show.

*she tries to get out*

Voiceover: Carol tried to stop the Kree, but was undone by her inherent clumsiness...

Captain Marvel: wha?