The World Gets Warped Pt 1: Power Paranoia

*Vibes shuts her eyes and the three are transported into Wonder Woman's warped mind*

Van: welp. this will be a fun time

*As they arrive, they land on a giant purple bouncy castle*

Vibes: OK detecting a theme here.

Van: well at least it's not a diner

*As they go along, they see Wonder Woman in her normal costume and form, tying up a criminal with her lasso*

Lilith: She looks the same to me.

* The lasso glows as Wonder Woman stares down the criminal*

Wonder Woman: My lasso forces you to tell the truth. What happened to the hostages?

*The criminal laughs*

Criminal: I'm not telling you anything!

*Vibes gulps*

Vibes: Uh oh.

*Wonder Woman pulls tighter*

Wonder Woman: My lasso is a magical artefact from the Gods. It compels you to tell the truth!

*The criminal giggles childishly.*

Criminal: It's not a lasso. It's a purple spotted monkey with five bums.

*As the criminal says it, Wonder Woman's cheeks inflate*

Wonder Woman: What the...?

Vibes: Oh no.

Van: what the heck?

* The criminal grins*

Criminal: You're a filing cabinet full of carrots!

* Vibes, Van and Lilith try to get closer but get bounced back*

All: WHOA!

*Wonder Woman glows, her arms inflating*

Wonder Woman: W...Why isn't this working?

Criminal: Your powers are useless here...and so are you!

Wonder woman: i-i need help

*Criminal floats up*

Criminal: Nobody can help you...BLIMPO!

*Wonder Woman's costume turns into an orange balloon*

*the heroes back up*

*Wonder Woman groans*

Wonder Woman: Me...Blimpo.

*She floats away.*

Vibes: Oh this is insane.

* The criminal fades away, laughing*

Van: someone grab her

*They all try to go after her, but each time they get close she gets away from them*

Vibes: What the...?

Van: sit still diana

* Wonder Woman sighs*

Wonder Woman: Blimpo...useless.

Van: no you aren't!

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Yeah. Besides your name isn't Blimpo it's W....W...

Van: it...it isn't blimpo?

*Vibes looks baffled*

Vibes: I felt sure it was W...Wa...we?

*They hear giggling*

Vibes: What the...?

*They look round to see Harley and Poison Ivy in superhero-style costumes*

Lilith: Uh oh.

Van: that's not good

*Harley and Ivy laugh*

Blimpo: Leave me alone.

Harley: Are these your new friends, dweeb?

Van: back off you 2

* Harley pokes Van*

Harley: Oh and are you going to make us?

Van: *runs at them*

*Harley grabs Van and hurls him over her shoulder*

Van: WHOA!