The Prank War

*Sal looks nervously at Amber*

Sal: Err Amber don't you think this has gone far enough? This is starting to get a bit...much.

Amber: how many times has she screwed with you and never answered for it sally? it's payback time. it's time for the caramel egg catapult.

*Sal can't help smiling*

Sal: Err...ok...But this has to be the last one!

Amber: only if she is smart

*a bit later as Vibes patrols past the park*

Amber: *small catapults launch eggs at Vibes from all sides* direct hit!

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: Really? Egging me? Is that the best you can d...?

*She suddenly realises as she blimps*

Vibes: Y...You...!

Amber: filled the eggs with caramel. don't mess with the prank queen or her sister. have fun blimpy *ties Vibes down to a tree* that was about 3 cartons worth of eggs.

*Vibes looks horrified as she enormously balloons up*

Vibes: MUMPH!

*a bit later*

Van: *is helping Vibes down* i told you not to mess with her and it looks like she is alos getting you back for pranks against sally

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: You're just saying that because she's your fancy lass...well one of them.

Van: What's that supposed to mean?

Vibes: I don't know. All I do know is she is seriously going to regret what she just did to me!

Van: vibes i warned you not to get into a prank war with her. she's got psychic protection now and she'll be on her guard.

*Vibes winks at Van*

Vibes: She's prepared for ME. She's not necessarily prepared for...well, you'll see!

Van: V just don't prank her or sally

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: LOL.

LATER...

*There's a knock at Amber's door. She answers to a man with a moustache and a clipboard*

Man: Good evening madam I am doing a survey. Would you mind answering a few questions?

Amber: .......and who does door to door surveys anymore?

*The man looks very sternly*

Man: We are concerned about a rise in unusual incidents and are looking at a proposition to
increase security in the local area.

Amber: no thanks. i think i'm safe enough.

*The man eyes Amber suspiciously*

Man: And why are you taking that tone with me young lady? A quick call to the police may result
in a deeper search of the premises, so I suggest you cooperate.

Amber: fine ask the questions

*The man smiles at Amber*

Man: Excellent. First of all on a scale of 1 to 10 how safe do you view your local area?

Amber: 10

*A series of tedious questions later...*

Man: Thank you madam. Here are my details should you have any further questions.

*He hands Amber a card*

Amber: Err...thanks?

*Amber sniffs round*

Amber: What's that smell?

*She looks down at the card. On one side it has "Mr F. Ake, 19 Durden Avenue, Nofolk". On the other side it reads "You stink."

SOMETIME LATER...

*Vibes is giggling away*

Vibes: ...And so Amber now really smells.

*Penny raises an eyebrow*

Penny: Vibes, don't you think you've gone too far this time?

Vibes: Nope. She blimped me so I've made her super stink!

Amber: ok. this means war.

*Sal groans*

Sal: Can't you two stop it now? At this rate one or both of you are going to get hurt!

Amber: no way. she deserves it *walks off*

*there is a knock at the door*

*Vibes opens the door*

Vibes: Can I help you?