Avengers Reassembled

*Scarlet Witch looks horrified as the vines go up to her waist*

Van: how is this happening?

*Scarlet Witch groans*

Scarlet Witch: Some kind of...magic...

*the red vines wrap up scarlet witch like a cocoon*

Scarlet Witch: MUMPH!

Van: wanda! *struggles to move his gut*

* Cap groans as he can barely move with his enormous inflated butt*

Cap: This is insane.

Van: this has to be warp king *the vines wrap tighter and his head swells* GUH!

* The trio are carried away by the vines*

Van: uh oh...we.....we never thought....what if these places have rulers

*Cap groans*

Cap: Oh no.

Wanda: MMPH!

*Cap and Van are also cocooned, dragged toward the castle*

*meanwhile*

*Vibes, Rocket and Nebula head toward Magic Island*

Vibes: I'm getting a bad feeling about this.

Rocket: no duh. we're going to a place going insane with magic

*Nebula turns to Rocket*

Nebula: I thought she was supposed to be the smart one.

Rocket: Nah, that was clearly the blonde chick.

Vibes: i can hear you 2!

*Vibes groans*

Vibes: OK stay close, try not to get distracted by anything.

*Glares at Rocket*

Rocket: What?

Rocket: hey i've heard the stories. you have a worse attention span than i do

*Vibes laughs*

Vibes: And I saw you trying to nick Sal's pole.

Rocket: you tried taking a bite out of the tower!

* Nebula groans*

Nebula (thought): Great, I'm stuck on Team Idiot.

*they land on the island*

* They arrive at gates that resemble a giant top hat*

Vibes: So...any idea how we get in?