Cookie's X-Tra Special Recipe

Van: now to find cookie.

*They move along nervously*

*they hear thumping*

*They look round to see a fattened Beast leaping toward them*

Fiona: What the...?

Van: run!

*They run to see Storm and Rogue flying above them*

Fiona: Uh oh.

Van: *tries not to laugh* talk about a heavy storm and big texas

Lilith: seriously?

* Fiona stretches and gets them away from Rogue*

*she is punched by a massive sally*

*Fiona is knocked down*

Fiona: OOF!

Lilith: *snickers* nice gut beauty queen......why did i say that?

*Sal snarls at her*

Lilith: s-sally i didn't mean it!

Cookie: oh sure you did. got too into quipping?

Lilith: well...i mean sal made a similar joke when vibes went chubby mode

*Cookie turns to Sal*

Cookie: Are you going to let her talk to you like that?

Sally: ME SMASH CAT!!!

*Lilith leaps over Sal as she dives towards her*

Lilith: close one

*Fiona looks round and sees a supermarket*

Fiona: Wait...the only thing that can counteract cookies...

*She turns to Lilith*

Fiona: Cover for me!

Lilith: wait what about leech

* Fiona grins*

Fiona: This will give him an in, trust me.

Lilith: So I'm a diversion for a diversion?

Fiona: Yup!

Lilith: if i end up getting mind controlled you owe me!

*Lilith leaps toward Cookie*

Lilith: Hey Cookie, look over here!

Cookie: well hello kitty cat

*Lilith struggles to think*

Lilith: So...why exactly are your cookies so addictive?

Cookie: Let's just say I add a little secret ingredient!

Cookie: it's MY mutant power of course silly. it can overwrite any mind for a day to be completely junk crazy. it can even last longer as long as i keep them a steady supply of my special cookies