Marketting thy name is retcon!

Retcon: *snaps as they appear in a dead end*

*Lilith and Black Canary gulp*

Retcon: Yeah...worst possible time for an evil gang to show up.

Lilith: uh....actually itd be super cliche and lose you viewers!

*Retcon considers this*

Retcon: Good point.

Phew.

*Lilith then looks at Retcon*

Lilith: What about you?

Retcon: What do you mean what about me?

Lilith: You spend all this time looking at other people's images...what about you?

*She winks toward Black Canary*

Retcon: im behind the scenes. Speaking of images we do need a few models

*Black Canary sighs*

Black Canary: OK, that's another plan that didn't go to plan.

Retcon: well we are still in act 2

*Retcon beams, snapping his fingers*

Lilith: dang it *glows*

*Black Canary groans*

Black Canary: I feel...so...so... *starts giggling*

Lilith: g..gotta...fight...

*Black Canary's hair becomes blonder*

Black Canary: Like...totally...

Lilith: uh....what were we doing?

*Black Canary looks confused*

Black Canary: Well there's this place at the mall where you can record yourself singing because
                    I'm totally a singer and that's my thing.

Lilith: sounds fun!

*Retcon grins as they go off, giggling to themselves*

Retcon: that was easy

MEANWHILE...

*Sal and Wonder Woman are tied up, surrounded by the retconned heroes*

Sal: This is awkward...

Wonder Woman: I'll say.

Sally: how did this even happen?

*A quirk, professor-like Anty appears*

Anty: I'll field this one. We detected your friend here is from some kind of magical area, so used
        mystical rope.

Sal: i meant more why did we turn captive

*Guillermo scowls*

Guillermo: Because I think you're a fake and a spy.

Sally: oh right