Streaming of consciousness

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:30 am

Van: oh come on

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:36 am

*Vibes sighs*

Vibes: Just a guy in a suit...just a guy in a suit...

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:07 pm

Van: ....you don't think this is going the way of that crappy live action scooby doo movie do you?

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:55 pm

*Vibes gulps*

Vibes: Sure as heck hope not.

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Wed Apr 04, 2018 7:22 pm

Van: then let's try to unmask him

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Thu Apr 05, 2018 2:20 am

*Vibes points out there's two of them*

Vibes: You mean...them.

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:07 am

Van: oh right.,

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:36 am

*Vibes and Van roll off each other's backs, sweeping over the killers*

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:37 am

Van: easy enough *pulls off the mask*

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:39 am

*They reveal Insect Girl and Caramel Girl*

Vibes: Cute.

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:42 am

Van: Now let's get through the next channel

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:44 am

*They appear in another channel where they end up in a jungle*

Voiceover: And here we have the rare psychic vixen and her former partner. Note how they seem confused
by the fact they can hear my soothing voiceover in their heads.

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:51 am

Van: great. nature documentary

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:55 am

* They hear growling*

Vibes:Uh oh.

Voiceover: Suddenly out of nowhere, they are pounced on by tigers.

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:00 am

Van: WHA!!!!

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:01 am

*Vibes and Van are pinned down by two massive tigers*

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:03 am

Van: CHANGE IT CHANGE IT!!!

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:05 am

*They emerge in a Ninja Warrior style gameshow*

Vibes: This is more like it!

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:06 am

Van: how many are left *looks at the channel number* 300?!

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:08 am

*Vibes scowls*

Vibes: THIS....IS....STREAMING!

*Van sighs*

Van: Not a good time, Vibes.

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:09 am

Van: besides we passed the gladiator channel

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:15 am

*An airhorn sounds. As they run, the obstacles become larger*

Vibes: What the heck?

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:17 am

Van: i'm starting to think the owner of this system is cheating

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:19 am

*Vibes nods*

Vibes: Yeah, my arms feel knackered already!

Subject: Re: Streaming of consciousness Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:20 am

Van: we need to hurry before we're too worn out to continue