Becky Bat's Anthology of Terror

*Vibes laughs*

Fiona: What's so funny?

Vibes: My "lo-vva". Sounds so sexy!

*Does a Pepe le Pew impression*

Fiona: You know I may rethink inviting you.

Vibes: I'll be good.

Scourge: *walks in* What's up everyone?! /: )

Fiona: Oh hey honey! Just setting up the party decorations.

Scourge: Oh nice!......Eh...Decorations for?

Fiona: What do you mean? You should know silly.

Scourge: Uh....

*Vibes holds her head*

Vibes (thought projected to Scourge): You forgot, didn't you?

Scourge (thought): Yup.

Vibes (thought): Make a good excuse and run. There's still time!

Scourge: Um...Y-Yeah I remember. ^^"

Fiona: Really? Well if you remembered our anniversary then I'm sure you have my anniversary gift.

Scourge: Gift?! Uh I mean Yeah I do! It's at my place. I'll just go and get it while you decorate. *kisses Fiona on the cheek* See ya soon! *runs out the door* Oh man I gotta get her a gift and fast! *looks around and finds an old antique shop* Huh. This might do it...

*Vibes clutches her head*

Sal: What's up?

Vibes: To use an old action movie cliche...

Sal: Don't say it!

Vibes: I've got a bad feeling about this.

*Sal slaps her forehead*

*Scourge walks in an finds the shelves filled with "Rare" antiques*

Scourge: Hmm....*Looks at a book titled: "Necronomicon For Dummies"* Nope....*sees a Creepy Tails Doll on the upper shelf* Too Overused...*looks in the CD Rack* =_=" *sighs* Really? *pulls out a blank cd with the words "SONIC.EXE" written in marker*

Shopkeeper: You find anything dear boy?

Scourge: Yeah a bunch of Horror clichés. You sure you have something worth buying? ANYTHING at all?

Shopkeeper: Hmm...I think I may have one Item...*heads to the back, he then comes with a small necklace with a Fox shaped idol*

*Vibes clutches her head*

Vibes: Don't do it Scourge!

Sal: What are you talking about Vibes?

Vibes: Something very, very bad is about to happen.

Scourge: Hmm...Tell me more about this thing.

Shopkeeper: This necklace was made for a princess in a faraway place. The ruby eyes represented her stare and the idols shape represented her inner instinct. For purchase I would say it would be worth about 20 dollars.

Scourge: Not bad....I'll take it!

Shopkeeper: Thank you for purchasing it. But beware some say the necklace contains a terrible enchantment to those of Vulpine heritage.

Scourge: Huh. That's bad.

Shopkeeper: But by purchasing this you get 20% off a purchase of Ice cream from the parlor downtown.

Scourge: Neat.

Shopkeeper: The Ice Cream is ALSO said to be enchanted

Scourge: Nuts...

Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of 39 flavors

Scourge: Coolio.

Shopkeeper: The Flavors are made from the souls of the damned...

Scourge: ..........

Shopkeeper: That's bad.

Scourge: Can I just go now?! DX *groans and leaves the store*

(ha. simpsons reference)

(Vibes is still with Sal)

Vibes: So what does G do for your anniversary?

Sal: He attempts to cook.

Vibes: Let me guess you have to be polite and eat his disaster?

Sal: Yeah. Pretty much. What about you and Mark?

Vibes: We tend to sit at home.

Sal: Doesn't sound too romantic.

Vibes: Not when you have to sod off and fight crime. Glad we've got a TV
with a recorder thing.

Sal: Is that a technical term?

Vibes: Oh naff off.

Fiona: *had just started the party* *sighs* Where is he?

Scourge: Hey party people! /: )

*Scourge walks in holding a wrapped present meant for Fiona*

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: Ooh cool, pressie time!

Fiona: If I may. *Hands Scourge his anniversary present*

Scourge opens it up to find a painted portrait of Him and Fiona* Oh wow

Fiona: I made it myself. You're welcome.

Scourge: And now My gift. *hands Fiona her gift*

Fiona: *pulls out the necklace* Oh my...Scourge it's beautiful!

cool

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: Wow that's cute. Nice work Scourgey!

Scourge: Only the best for my special lady.

Fiona: and the little fox idol was a cute touch too. Happy anniversary sweetie. ^_^

Scourge: Same to you. *thinks: Phew...*

*Vibes smiles to herself*

Fiona: What's so funny?

Vibes: Oh nothing, just saw a funny cartoon on Facebook.

Vibes (thought to Scourge): LOL you officially owe me one!

Scourge: *Thought* Yeah yeah I know.

*Later that night*

Fiona: *trying on her necklace* Beautiful.

*In Vixen House...*

Vibes: AAGH!

*Sal runs in*

Sal: What's up?

Vibes: Just had a very weird nightmare. Something involving something that looked
like Fiona but...well it wasn't.

Sal: OK. You bought that discount Halloween candy again didn't you?

*Vibes' stomach gurgles*

Vibes: Good point.

*The next day a robbery is going down at the bank*

*Vibes smiles*

Vibes: You mooks never learn, do you?

*Fiona runs in with the necklace around her neck*

Fiona: Cmon Vibes! Let's teach these punks a lesson they'll never forget! *runs in and smacks a robber in the face*

*Vibes watches as Fiona hurls herself at the robbers, furiously decking them*

Vibes: Hey! Save some for me!

*Fiona watches as one of them tries to escape*

Fiona: You can have them! This one is mine! *runs after the thug*

*As Vibes fights she sees Fiona ferociously pounce on the thug*

Vibes: WTH?