The Air-venger

Subject: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:37 am

*The Avengers are fighting a swarm of megabots, ninjabots and powerbots*

Iron Man: Stupid anthro heroes, come over her, bringing their robots...

Hawkeye: Said the man who created the robot that formed an army of robots.

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:43 am

Tony: hey thay was pym. Those movies just screwed it up

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:46 am

*Deadpool appears with a sign saying "Continuity goof" and then disappears again*

Iron Man: Cute.

MEANWHILE...

*Black Widow glares as she sees the other heroes*

Black Widow (thought): Armour, mutation, magic...always feels like I'm skating uphill with this lot.

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:48 am

Black Widow: then again, Clint is in a similar boat and he never complains

Genesis: *aims a dart from the roof* let's see just what this will do to other universe entities *throws it*

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:50 am

*The dart hits Black Widow*

Black Widow: What the...?

*She pulls out the dart*

Black Widow: What the heck is...?

*Her cheeks swell up*

Black Widow: MUMPH!

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:51 am

Black Widow: i....i feel funny *looks at her hands as the blimp up then her arms*

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:53 am

*Black Widow groans*

Black Widow: Feel...so...big...

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:54 am

Black Widow: *floats up*

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:56 am

*Black Widow then smiles*

Black Widow: Wait...this doesn't feel so bad...

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:58 am

*she drops the dart marked "essence of B.B"*

Genesis: that won't make her vibes obsessed thankfully but she should still be willing to blimp up everyone, once the virus spreads past stage 3

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:00 am

*Black Widow then thinks*

Black Widow (thought): I wonder...

*She takes a deep breath in and then breathes out, knocking out a wave of megabots*

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:02 am

Iron Man: natasha?!

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:03 am

*Black Widow floats back down, her body reverting to normal, albeit a bit bigger and inflated*

Black Widow: Wow.

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:05 am

Hawkeye: uh...are you ok Nat?

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:05 am

*Black Widow smiles*

Black Widow: Never better.

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:07 am

Bruce: we may need some outside help

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:09 am

*Iron Man nods.*

Iron Man: We'd better head back to the Tower.

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:10 am

*later*

*the RC gang appears*

Van: so what's the issue?

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:11 am

*Iron Man explains what happens*

Iron Man: ...And now she's not responding to her card.

Vibes: OK, that is not a good sign.

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:13 am

Van: maybe it's just a power trip

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:15 am

*Vibes gulps*

Vibes: We'd better find her.

MEANWHILE...

*Black Widow is at a gas station, attaching herself to an air pump*

Black Widow (thought): This feels...so...good!

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:16 am

*the infection hits phase 2, allowing her to inflate and deflate at will

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:20 am

*Black Widow grins*

Black Widow (thought): Yes...I can feel it...the power...it's...amazing!

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:25 am

Black Widow: *laughs a bit madly* i'm going to finally be on the level of the other heroes!

Subject: Re: The Air-venger Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:27 am

*She floats up*

Black Widow (thought): Time to patrol the city!